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help

Paste the Javascript (only the portions relevant to your problem) in a pastebin (see`paste), and tell us what you expected, what else you tried and what actually happened. You might also consider reading: http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/05/05/why_we_wont_help_you/

help vampire

http://www.slash7.com/pages/vampires

homework

We won't do your homework for you. Period. We can help, but we'll want to see some effort, and we'll expect you to read docs rather than get spoon-fed.

ie msd

MSD is Microsoft Script Debugger, a debugging environment that might help you get more sense from Internet Explorer http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=2f465be0-94fd-4569-b3c4-dffdf19ccd99 ... however, apparently Script Editor from Office is better

__prototype

For help with prototype and scriptaculous, try:

register

To register on freenode (required for some channels and to msg registered users) /msg nickserv help

anyone

Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses whatever you just asked about. However, if you actually want help with it, please just ask a question; don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help.

scriptaculous

For help with scriptaculous and prototype, try: #prototype

prototype

For help with the Prototype and Scriptaculous libraries, try: #prototype

want java

Javascript is not Java. In fact, the only relationship is the name. Sounds like you'd get more help in #java. If you can't get in, make sure you're registered. This channel cannot help you.

ask here

Don't stick something in a pastebin and say "Look at my pastebin and read the question there". Nobody will read your pastebin. If you ask your question here, then those who MAY be able to help MIGHT then go and read your code.

abbr DIFM

"Do it for me". No, we wont. We'll help you work out how to DIY.

no ie

Sorry, I don't help out with IE-only problems. They take up too much of my own life to spend time helping fix yours.

no credit

There is no need to officially credit the help you just received. Your thanks is enough. But if you need to credit someone, then refer people to ##javascript on Freenode.

jquery

For help with jquery, try: #jquery

point

If you have a question, please just ask it. Do not look for topic experts. Be Specific, Informative, Complete, Concise, and On-topic. Do not ask "Can I ask a question?", "Can anyone help?", or "Does anybody use/know about foo?". Don't make people work to find out what your question is.

secret

No URL = no help. We need the ACTUAL page so we can see what you're talking about. We are not telepaths, and can't determine the problem without playing with the troublesome page. So, give URL, or leave the channel and call 1-900-PSYCHIC. Oh, and good luck. You'll need it.

noise

We can't help you debug your code because it's mixed with lots of other things. Please try to simplify to the greatest degree possible and re-paste it. Remove (or stub-ify) anything that's not related to your problem.

dumbass

I'm a bot: You can talk to me all you want, but I'm just going to ignore you unless you say something I am programmed to react to. Maybe try`help. And yes, you need the backtick.